Hoo boy, did I get a surprise at my last checkup! Dr. Frankenstein, my close friend and personal physician, shrugged his shoulders and sheepishly admitted that he’d misdiagnosed me. I’m not a zombie after all, but a vampire! It’s an honest mistake, I suppose, what with both creatures belonging to the ranks of the undead. Still, my “life” is in upheaval. Here I’ve been stuffing my face with rich, creamy brains, when I should have been slurping delicious, tangy blood. Obviously, I’ve had to alter my bio; I’ve also changed my name. (By some freakish coincidence, this new name is also the alias I’ve been using on IMDb for a couple of years. Weird, huh?) Otherwise, it’s business as usual.
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